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SOCCER CARDS - US94 By Stephen Corry
COPYRIGHT NOTICE
Pretty simple really - You stuffaround with this disk and we will have no
other option than to send Rolf Harris to your home, and have him sing all
his greatest hits, and even the not so greatest ones (which probably
includes all of them).
The worst offense could be 6 weeks in Tasmania, or 12 weeks in New Zealand,
so remember - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Just play the game, and pass on copies to your mates, so that they can pass
copies onto their mates - and so the world will be full of US94's, growing
majestically in little plastic boxes across the globe.
And if you have a really cute sister whom you never allow to enjoy the
pleasures of this masterful machine - now is the time to reconcile your
differences, and together you should re-unite and enjoy the great many
challenges this game has to offer!!!
Yes, "US94" brings friendship, peace and harmony into your life.
WARNING!
The last two paragraphs are purely an advertising ploy, and letting your
cute sister onto your machine could seriously damage it's health.
This warning also applies to none-cute sisters, aunties and grannies.
Girlfriends are excluded from the above warning.